I'm Amazing

Jared Collier extraordinaire. Now, one might wonder, why would someone accept this gentleman to your outstanding school? Well I've heard he once wrestled a bear, and won. Police often question him, just because they find him interesting. When he decides to go for a swim, the dolphins can't keep up. Steven Harper often phones him for political advice. He once drove to Hawaii. While sculpting a life size monument of himself, he preforms open heart surgery. His smile is as seductive as Marline Monroe. He could win the world record for greatest beard, But he has to much class. He treats the NHL as if they were pick up games. Along with the NFL. People often compare him to Jesus, and takes it as an insult.